SOLUTION TO MATH PROBLEM
This Jewish boy is terrible in math, absolutely terrible. His parents get him extra help but to no avail. They talk with his teacher and he says “I wouldn’t normally suggest this, but why don’t you send him to Catholic school, the nuns are very good”.
After some consideration, the parents decide that since math is so important, they will try anything.
The first day at Catholic school, the boy comes home with an A in math. The second day, another A. This goes on all semester. Then it’s exam time and he gets all the answers correct.
His parents are thrilled. That night at dinner they ask him what happened, wondering why now he’s doing so well when the non-Catholic school couldn’t help him.
The son looks at them and says, “Well, I walked into the classroom and when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew the teacher meant business”.