A college pizza delivery boy named Larry arrived at the house of Shmuel. After taking the pizza from him, Smuel asked: “What is the usual tip?”
“Well,” replied Larry, “this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quarter out of you, I’ll be doing great.”
“Is that so?” snorted Shmuel. “Well, just to show them how wrong they are, here’s five dollars.”
“Thanks,” replied Larry, “I’ll put this in my school fund.”
“What are you studying in school?” asked Shmuel.
Larry smiled and said: “Applied psychology.”

Pancakes and Principles
Rebbetzin Epstein was preparing pancakes for her young sons. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. The Rebbetzin saw this as an opportunity for a moral lesson. “If our great teacher Moses were sitting here, He would say, ‘Let my fellow man have the first pancake. I can wait.'”

The oldest boy said, “You’re right Mom.” He then turned to his younger brother and said, “You can be Moses.”

Posted on August 10, 2012, in 2012, Joke, Ram's Horn. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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