TYPES OF BREAD FOR TYPES OF SINS

SOME SUGGESTED TIPS FOR PROPERLY EXECUTING TASHLICH

You may find this list useful.

  • For ordinary sins, use – White bread
  • For dark sins – Pumpernickel
  • For truly warped sins – Pretzels
  • For sins committed in haste – Matzah
  • For committing arson – Toast
  • For silliness – Nut bread
  • For excessive use of irony – Rye bread
  • For hardening our hearts – Jelly doughnuts
  • For speed-limit violations – Russian bread
  • For exotic sins – French or Italian bread
  • For complex sins – Multigrain bread
  • For sins of indecision – Waffles
  • For substance abuse – Poppy seed rolls
  • For being ill-tempered – Sourdough bread
  • For not giving full value – Shortbread
  • For continual bad jokes – Corn bread
  • For excessive curiosity – Wonder Bread
  • For usury – dough

Posted on September 25, 2022, in 2022, 5782, Elul, Joke, Ram's Horn, September. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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