EDITOR’S NOTE: A little humor to lighten your mood as we head from this ridiculously long winter into spring and look forward to Pesach. Submitted by Jerry Weissman.
The Newlyweds and the Rabbi
Newlyweds Rachel and Chaim were already having marriage problems, so they decided to go to the rabbi for help.
The rabbi asks Chaim, “So what has brought you to the point where you are struggling to keep this marriage together?”
Chaim says, “In the six weeks we’ve been together, we haven’t been able to agree on one thing.”
Rachel says, “Seven weeks.”
A cyclone hit the Goldstein house just before dawn one morning. It lifted the roof off, picked up the beds on which Selma and Irving slept, and set them down gently in the next county.
Selma began to cry.
“Don’t be scared, Selma,” Irving said. “We’re not hurt.”
Selma continued to cry. “I’m not scared,” she responded between sobs. “I’m happy. This is the first time in 14 years we’ve been out together.”
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