SOME DONKEYS ARE SMART
EDITOR’S NOTE: Submitted by Jerry Weissman, since this week’s Torah portion is about Baalam.
Some donkeys are smart…
A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a donkey sitting next to him.
“Are you a donkey?” asked the man, surprised.
“What are you doing at the movies?”
The donkey replied, “Well, I liked the book.”
A policeman in the big city stops a man in a car with a donkey in the front seat.
“What are you doing with that donkey?” He exclaimed, “You should take it to the zoo.”
The following week, the same policeman sees the same man with the donkey again in the front seat, with both of them wearing sunglasses. The policeman pulls him over.
“I thought you were going to take that donkey to the zoo!”
The man replied, “I did. We had such a good time we are going to the beach this weekend!”