Submitted by Jerry Weissman

If they had a yenta, she’d say….

MONA LISA: “This you call a smile, after all the money your father and I spent on braces?”

CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS: “I don’t care what you’ve discovered, you still should have written!”

NAPOLEON: “All right, if you’re not hiding your report card inside your jacket, take your hand out of there and show me!”

ABRAHAM LINCOLN: “Again with the hat! Why can’t you wear a baseball cap?

GEORGE WASHINGTON: “Next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye!”

PAUL REVERE: “I don’t care where you think you have to go, but midnights are too late.

MOSES: “That’s a good story! Now tell me where you’ve really been for the last forty years.”

Posted on May 23, 2013, in 2013, Joke, May, May 2013, Ram's Horn. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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