Chaim Yankel was walking down the street when a security guard came up to him and said, “Why is there a penguin following you?”

Chaim Yankel said, “I don’t know, he just followed me.”

The security guard replied, “You take that penguin to the zoo right now.” And Chaim Yankel complied.

A couple of hours later, Chaim Yankel came out of the zoo with the penguin still following him.

The security guard said, “I thought I told you to take that penguin to the zoo.”

Chaim Yankel replied, “I did, but he enjoyed himself so much that now I’m taking him to the library.”