Category Archives: June 2011
MAJCO SHABBATON REGISTRATION
Shabbaton,
MONTANA: JEWISH VOICES, MORAL CHOICES
26TH ANNUAL SHABBATON
Hosted by… Bet Harim Jewish Community of the Flathead Valley
The Sanctuary At Kila, Montana
Registration is also available at Bet Harim’s website: www.betharim.com
June 2011 Joke
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa.
“The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.”
“But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all, and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Would anyone care to guess what food causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?”
After several seconds of quiet, a small 75-year-old Jewish man in the front row, raised
his hand and said:
“Vedding Cake?”
One state solution for Israel!
I don’t know how many have seen this, but it is an AWESOME video sent to me by one of my New York congregants.
SAD NEWS
Ann Grobosky and her husband Mark are traveling back to New York on vacation to visit family. En route, they received the news that Mark’s younger brother, Eric Grobosky, died suddenly on Monday, May 16, 2011, at the age of 42. Burial will take place in upstate New York. We extend our sincere condolences to the Grobosky family.
